Sex Dreams.
I had a dream last night. A really violent and sexy dream. No, really it was fucking violent. So I'm like Dog the Bounty Hunter, right, and I'm going to this house and as soon as I open the front door I start beating the shit out of the guy living there. Literally, I am hitting him with fists, pans, statues, fucking anything I can find that will destroy him. He's battered, and bloody and all of a sudden we start fucking ripping each other's clothes off in a mad frenzy and start having really hard, awesome, rough sex. I have never had a dream so vivid that I could actually feel the "dream penis" fucking me. Seriously. It was awesome, and slightly embarrassing. I am known for talking/screaming/yelling in my sleep and god knows what I was mumbling then. Needless to say I woke up more sexually frustrated and annoyed than any time before and I would really like to have a dream like that again. Maybe the dream was telling me I need to beat the shit out of someone...